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>At Samsung, security is a top priority. Every company, always.
by tester756 4y ago
>At Samsung, security is a top priority.
Every company, always.
- fsociety 4y agoThe iconic “yes we do have a security department” doublespeak.
- cProdigy 4y agohmmm
- zac23or 4y ago> At Firefighters, firefighting is our top priority. We recently discovered that our base of operations caught fire and, as the fire hydrants and fire extinguishers did not work, it was incinerated. An absurd, insane message.
- hedora 4y ago> Why did firefighters have my stuff? We know your stuff not catching on fire is important to you. That’s why we gather it up into large fpiles, then do the minimal we’re legally required to technically avoid committing arson. For more information on how we and our trusted partners douse our pile of your stuff with gasoline while using our warehouses to hotbox cigars, weed and crack, see our 1000 page “not stealing and then getting high and catching your stuff on fire policy”.
- dreamcompiler 4y agoAt Samsung, like at every other company, perception management is a top priority. And we will never understand why managing perceptions while ignoring reality always fails.