DYSTOPIAN OUTCOME: /u/sgtnoodle has accepted a great job with MedTronic, little does he know, that as a QA process embedded engineer, his duties require him to

DYSTOPIAN OUTCOME: /u/sgtnoodle has accepted a great job with MedTronic, little does he know, that as a QA process embedded engineer, his duties require him to monitor various labs - including the PENTEST/AGGRESSIVE attack lab... but the anechoic chamber contract was low bid - and has leaks... As he walks by the lab, checking his tablet for his various checklists... there is a leak. A deadly leak... As he rounds Corridor-4A toward his desk, the leak hits him. As a Class-I Mk2 Embedded engineer, he was susceptible to the RF attacks... We only found him after the alarm sounded that he badged through Door X1A, but never made it to Door TR3B where his lab was... Cardiac failure due to failed electro-stim documented as cause of termination of employment.