First, nobody cares about random straight guys. This has been enshrined in the incredibly hostile phrase "dick is abundant and low value." Second, if they wer

First, nobody cares about random straight guys. This has been enshrined in the incredibly hostile phrase "dick is abundant and low value." Second, if they were forced to interview some random hetero chump, it would give the whole game away. The realization that this essentially rests on men's desire ("thirst," as the kids say) is too much to be borne.