I strongly believe there is also a*) Get hired, collect paychecks until somebody notices, but then still stay employed because the KPI of a HR person in a fast

I strongly believe there is also a*) Get hired, collect paychecks until somebody notices, but then still stay employed because the KPI of a HR person in a fast-growing company is to fill seats, and firing people, no matter how terrible they are at their job, goes against that.