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A lifestyle business is a female orgasm. A venture backed startup is a male orgasm. The female orgasm takes longer to reach climax, with varying degrees of p
by mrschwabe 15y ago
A lifestyle business is a female orgasm.
A venture backed startup is a male orgasm.
The female orgasm takes longer to reach climax, with varying degrees of pleasure peaks, but it lasts longer and perhaps even more rewarding.
The male orgasm is a rollercoaster ride to a rather rapid climax (exit). Given there are no major distractions and plenty of lube (capital).
- carbocation 15y agoFor taking such graphic liberties, I would have expected a more apt analogy.
- petercooper 15y agoThe Literary Review has a "bad sex in fiction" award every year. This comment doesn't quite fit the criteria but, strikingly, wins any award I could ever award for most toe-curling metaphor seen on HN. Bravo!
- anamax 15y ago> The female orgasm takes longer to reach climax Umm, not necessarily - it depends, even if we ignore things like http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2011/10/01/premature-female-orgasm/ http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2011/10/01/premature-f... .
- rmoriz 15y agoso venture backed "Lean Startups" are using Viagra, right?
- instakill 15y agoThus bootstrapping must surely be analogous to erectile dysfunction?
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