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Convert the value into high-value commodities (e.g. gold, diamonds); get those insured; and then have a friend steal them from you. Collect the insurance money.
by derefr 4y ago
Convert the value into high-value commodities (e.g. gold, diamonds); get those insured; and then have a friend steal them from you. Collect the insurance money. (You’ll use this to repay the transfer.)
Have the friend fence the goods. (In the case of diamonds, intentionally write down the serial numbers incorrectly so that your friend can launder them without being caught.)
Put the cleaned money into an offshore account owned by a shell company with identity protection. Contract your services to said shell company with a very high rate.
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- antisthenes 4y agoWasn't this just the plot of Heat (1995) ? Or something to that extent.
- Markoff 4y agoVan Zant didn't get them stolen, he just used the opportunity offered by the thieves.
- justinator 4y agoGo on: do you have other, "friends" that specialize in breaking the legs of snitches?
- Maursault 4y agoOf course not. What are you implying? I have great affinity for the legs of snitches. They're very nice legs, and I certainly wouldn't want to see anything to happen to them.
- 5350-uiop-1130 4y agoyou dont need to do all that. just convert it all to monero and say you lost your private key. or just say you lost your private key.
- derefr 4y agoYou still owe the money back at that point; it converts into a debt, that can be further converted into a lien on your assets. (Also, I think you missed the part where this story is about fiat money, not crypto.) The point of the insurance step is, effectively, “doubling your money”, so that you can give half of it back, and not be in debt.