Being ex-AWS I can now breathe a huge sigh of relief and reveal what was once a tightly-guarded secret, viz. that this is in fact the underlying design of Amazo

Being ex-AWS I can now breathe a huge sigh of relief and reveal what was once a tightly-guarded secret, viz. that this is in fact the underlying design of Amazon Glacier. The service team has for years feared that some squirrely commodities analyst with a penchant for correlation would eventually cotton on to how closely retrieval fees are indexed by horse feed futures