I didn't read the article. I went there to read the article, but the first thing I saw was a big thing telling me to subscribe to something, before I even know

I didn't read the article. I went there to read the article, but the first thing I saw was a big thing telling me to subscribe to something, before I even know what the something is, because I've never seen the site before. So I closed it. I do that a lot. I'll keep doing it. We don't have that many hours on earth to waste on such things. This one even has a "Hurry! Spots are Limited!!!" infomercial type bullshit call to action. Good grief.