I did web design back when it was called webmaster, and every time we finished a site my boss would ask me to 'make it sparkle' and this is what she meant, ever

I did web design back when it was called webmaster, and every time we finished a site my boss would ask me to 'make it sparkle' and this is what she meant, every time. I would explain why I thought it was a bad idea but then I would add the js snippet and show her. She would clap her hands and jump with glee. I would deploy it. The customers loved it. Invariably, the next day I would remove it because what mattered is whether the customer's customers liked it, and half the time they would think it was a virus and the other half were using IE 1.0 so they couldn't see it.