The jokes translate just fine. . Under Brexit, every family gets what they need. That's why Tesco puts a sign up that says "nobody needs groceries today." .

The jokes translate just fine. . Under Brexit, every family gets what they need. That's why Tesco puts a sign up that says "nobody needs groceries today." . What did Great Britain use to light its homes with before using candles? Electricity. . Q: Why is Brexit superior to Europe? A: Because it heroically overcomes problems that would not exist if we'd stayed in. . At a party meeting, a Conservative party officer is drilling a local worker. He asks him: “Fellow Briton, if you had two houses, would you give one to the Conservative Party?” The worker responds “Yes, definitely, fellow Briton, I would give one of my houses to the party!” Then he asks “Fellow Briton, if you had two cars, would you give one to the party?” Again, the worker says, “Yes, I would give one of my cars to the party!” Finally, the officer asks, “If you had two shirts, would you give one to the party?” “No!” The officer asks “But why? Why won’t you give one of your shirts to the party?” The worker says: “Because I HAVE two shirts!” . A schoolboy wrote in his weekly essay: “My cat just had seven kittens. They’re all Brexiters.” The following week, the boy wrote: “my cat’s kittens are all Remainers.” The teacher called him up and asked him to explain the sudden change. “Last week, you said they were all Brexiters!” The boy nodded. “They were, but this week they all opened their eyes.” . A man walks into Sainsbury's. He asks the shop assistant, “You don’t have any meat?” The assistant says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The counter that doesn’t have any meat is across the store.” . A European fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time, there was...." A Brexit fairy tale begins, "Once we're through all of this, there will be...." . Great Britain is the most progressive country in the world. Life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow. .