Yeah, but because of McGuffin it will happen in like 15 minutes if the super-villain gets his will. And then billions of Martians will needlessly die of suffoca

Yeah, but because of McGuffin it will happen in like 15 minutes if the super-villain gets his will. And then billions of Martians will needlessly die of suffocation and sun-burns. But our HERO John McLane III is there to valiantly save the day by employing fast one-liners and walking bare-footed on broken glass!!1