Give it a few decades and the probability of becoming one goes up significant. If anyone here is an Terry Pratchett fan, there is this scene with Cohen the Bar

Give it a few decades and the probability of becoming one goes up significant. If anyone here is an Terry Pratchett fan, there is this scene with Cohen the Barbarian. The quote goes: the three best things in life are hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper. Its a joke with a bit of truth to it. Good teeth and good bowel movements are luxury objects that people tend to only notice when they lost them.