Oh you know what the OP could do? Two-for-one: install solar panels while simultaneously operating bouncy castles around the perimeter of the roof. So the ki

Oh you know what the OP could do? Two-for-one: install solar panels while simultaneously operating bouncy castles around the perimeter of the roof. So the kids beg for their parents to install solar so they get their bouncy castles for a day, birthday maybe, the synergy being that solar panel installers can fall off safely because there's a bouncy castle right there breaking their fall (I've fallen off 3 meters onto school gymnastics mattresses, it's amazing), so then you get first off no deaths from installing solar panels, meaning you get the best ratings for human death for any electricity source (it's mostly people falling off roofs, hence the bouncy castles), you don't have to transport that much weight (bouncy castles unlike bulky mattresses are just plastic balloons you can fold), it's an event and a sales thing that should work, gets people thinking. Gets the littlest people thinking. And plus it's a line item, you don't need as much liability insurance and harness shit, which is crazy expensive and often impedes the job completely, or compromises it, everything takes a lot longer and you need more experience, can't get unemployed guys off the street like the Alphabet Soup agencies in the Depression, just telling broke guys under 25 hey pick up a shovel and come along, dig holes because you're a man and you can get work done with your hands and legs and arms and feet and back. So get on a roof and put solar panels on, you can do it! Fall off? Relax! Fall on the bouncy castle, sprained ankle at worst. And you align solar with the future, which is to say the children. OP please steal this idea. Please. Never give me credit, I just would love seeing a pamphlet saying "bouncy castle solar" on it, ideally handed to me in an inconvenient time and demanding my attention rudely. That level of success.