This article couldn't be further from the truth! All you need to read is this comment. Economists don't think, they feast. Mostly on the blood of the innocents

This article couldn't be further from the truth! All you need to read is this comment. Economists don't think, they feast. Mostly on the blood of the innocents but sometimes also on the bounties of nature or, rarely, on the delusions of idealists. Therefore what you must do is to learn how to feast, this is easier said than done since you cannot feast alone (unless you are the blessed one). Nonsense such as "the economist" must be guarded against with thick sarcasm, maybe even borderline surrealism, this way you can shock your sense of discrimination into the configuration required to believe in the local tax authority. Which is a requirement for attending their feasts and learning the basics of economics.