Also, a lot of AMP isn't even bad. You can self-host the js for it, follow the spec and restrictions, etc, and still get all the speed upsides except for the js

Also, a lot of AMP isn't even bad. You can self-host the js for it, follow the spec and restrictions, etc, and still get all the speed upsides except for the js being cached from Google. I've done this on many personal websites and it is a easy brainless way to get a fast simple site.