I know this piece is tongue in cheek, but I nevertheless bridled at the 'ugly consonant clusters' accusation; I think these add richness and character to a lang

I know this piece is tongue in cheek, but I nevertheless bridled at the 'ugly consonant clusters' accusation; I think these add richness and character to a language, and as an English speaker, anyone who disagrees can prise the latchstring from my cold dead hand ...