I never really knew what to do with the business cards I ended up with at conferences and the like. There was one time, I had about twenty or so cards and I wa

I never really knew what to do with the business cards I ended up with at conferences and the like. There was one time, I had about twenty or so cards and I was out at a bar with a college friend during the conference so I started going up to random people, and saying to them things like, “Dave Burbach, eel trainer,” and handing them one of the cards I’d been given and walking away. They got some surrealism in their lives and I got rid of all the cards I’d accumulated.