I don't like the naturalistic fallacy (nor any others) that people use to justify things as being Good™. And dicks are objectively* funny so "naturalistic phall

I don't like the naturalistic fallacy (nor any others) that people use to justify things as being Good™. And dicks are objectively* funny so "naturalistic phallacy" makes makes for a funny phrase, that implicitly mocks the Naturalistic Fallacy but it's too long her for a HN username. *In the military this is considered objectively true, and drawing dicks on things is one of humanity's oldest memes.