The VOIP telco I worked at literally named our CALEA [1] database "CIA". Ironically we couldn't afford another Oracle license for it so it ran on MySQL. [1]:

The VOIP telco I worked at literally named our CALEA [1] database "CIA". Ironically we couldn't afford another Oracle license for it so it ran on MySQL. [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Assistance_for_Law_Enforcement_Act https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Assistance_for_...