Or vice versa. From "The Dilbert Principle": If you wake up in the middle of the night to heed nature’s call, take a moment to leave a voicemail message for y

Or vice versa. From "The Dilbert Principle": If you wake up in the middle of the night to heed nature’s call, take a moment to leave a voicemail message for your boss. Your message will automatically leave a recorded time-stamp, thus reinforcing the illusion that you work around the clock. This is a big improvement over reality -- that you chugged a beer before going to bed.