I've always loved Jonathan Coulton's song (which was actually feature in Left 4 Dead 2), Re: Your Brains which is essentially an email sent to someone who is hi

I've always loved Jonathan Coulton's song (which was actually feature in Left 4 Dead 2), Re: Your Brains which is essentially an email sent to someone who is hiding behind a door from his coworkers who were turned into brain-eating zombies and the author of the email is using passive corporate speak to convince him to let them in so they can eat him. It only got funnier when I got my first white-collar job. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmzjaN2DWc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tmzjaN2DWc > I've got another meeting, Tom, maybe we could wrap it up > I know we'll get to common ground somehow > Meanwhile, I'll report back to my colleagues > Who were chewing on the doors > I guess we'll table this for now > I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well > Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell > And we'll put this thing to bed > When I bash your head open