Fair do's. I based my half-joking statement on knowing exactly one colleague who worked at Oracle who couldn't program his way out of a wet paper bag, but coul

Fair do's. I based my half-joking statement on knowing exactly one colleague who worked at Oracle who couldn't program his way out of a wet paper bag, but could give you a 2-hour presentation with encompassing 80 slides on how many consultants you should hire to investigate the role of paper bags in your company.