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Fantastic! But it's missing the most important thing: USB-C

• OrvalWintermute 4y ago
  And the 3.5mm Audio
  • TazeTSchnitzel 4y ago
    Headphone jack is in the components list, keep scrolling!
  • erikig 4y ago
    pfft - 3.5mm is for amateurs, the iPhone Pro Max should have XLR or 1/4in at least ;)
    • WUMBOWUMBO 4y ago
    • Daneel_ 4y ago
      Don't forget phono input!
• CameronNemo 4y ago
  Even in our imagination our iPhones don't have USB-C!
  • mortenjorck 4y ago
    There is one part that does exist on real iPhones but isn't in the parts palette: a speaker grille. Even with Pro Wheels and a Pro Handle, your breakthrough iPhone will be silent! (Unless you send audio out one of the broad selection of ports available.)
    • pjerem 4y ago
      Speakers ? That’s what HomePod minis are for !
    • EugeneOZ 4y ago
      It will vibrate the screen! https://www.trustedreviews.com/news/new-lg-oled-tv-panel-replaces-speakers-with-vibrating-screen-4257723 https://www.trustedreviews.com/news/new-lg-oled-tv-panel-rep...
  • Retr0id 4y ago
    The one in my pocket does https://twitter.com/David3141593/status/1549525065116573696 https://twitter.com/David3141593/status/1549525065116573696
• orangepanda 4y ago
  Allowing anything useful would subtract from the joke
• cgriswald 4y ago
  First thing I looked for and I laughed when it wasn't available but there was a pro handle.
• april_22 4y ago
  The European Union will force Apple to ship iPhones with USB-C from 2024. https://you.com/search?q=eu+usb+c+law https://you.com/search?q=eu+usb+c+law My guess is that they will remove all ports by then and completely switch to MagSafe
  • Cort3z 4y ago
    I second this. You can already develop on iPhone via Wi-Fi, so you don’t strictly speaking need to have ports any more.
  • airstrike 4y ago
    That would take a ton of courage
  • srg0 4y ago
    They may also find another loophole: like make iPhone thinner than USB C, or certify it as a health tracker, or increase charging rate to 101 W. That technically moves iPhone into the laptop territory, and different regulations apply. "Included devices: a larger range of small and medium-sized devices with power delivery up to 100 watts would be included under the scope of the directive, including e-readers, low-powered laptops, keyboards, mice, earbuds, screens, printers, portable navigations, smart watches, personal care devices and electronic toys (annex Ia Part I RED). Some products, such as smart watches, health trackers and personal care devices, could be exempted if they are too small to have a USB Type-C receptacle. By the end of 2026, the Commission would be required to assess and include other devices that can be charged with the USB Type-C under the scope of the directive." https://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2021/698819/EPRS_BRI(2021)698819_EN.pdf https://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2021/6988...
    • sgjohnson 4y ago
      There is no way Lightning can deliver 101W, so for that one they would need to change the port anyway.
      • airstrike 4y ago
• grishka 4y ago
  Should be USB-B, the kind you see on printers.
  • iso1631 4y ago
    Beats mini and micro
  • quickthrower2 4y ago
    Ok, stuff it! lets just use a kettle cord
• lucb1e 4y ago
  No no, micro-USB is what we're missing, clearly!