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"Well, about this provision..." "That's non-negotiable." "You want to own all of my intellectual property? All of it?" "Yes." "Can you explain to me why you want to own nude photos of my wife?" "What?" "What are you planning to do with my MBA assignments? Do we need to have a conversation about plagiarism?" "That's not what I..." "Okay then. Let me know when you decide what you do mean and we can negotiate about the appropriate language."