>On my first day in this company, I scratched my ass publicly >Yes, I scratched my ass in front of EVERYONE in the office. >My managers reaction? >They sto

>On my first day in this company, I scratched my ass publicly >Yes, I scratched my ass in front of EVERYONE in the office. >My managers reaction? >They stood up for me and supported me. They could have shoved me through the exit door, but they chose not to. >Today, I finally asked them why. >Their response: >"If you can scratch my ass like that, you can also go big" >I'm crying here. It is in fact a coherent story and also seems like something you would actually see on LinkedIn. Obviously went with maximum cringe.