Without, personally, as I think I'd have to be completely detached from reality and good taste to opt into wired earbuds. ...but I /do/ think the rest of y'all

Without, personally, as I think I'd have to be completely detached from reality and good taste to opt into wired earbuds. ...but I /do/ think the rest of y'all maniacs deserve a choice, too, even if it's utterly unhinged, so ceteris paribus I'd rather you be able to have a 3.5 than not :P