I've seen so many "bash but with type inference, unit testing, and all those nice features to make your code safer." I want to see someone try "bash but we rea

I've seen so many "bash but with type inference, unit testing, and all those nice features to make your code safer." I want to see someone try "bash but we really embrace the insanity." For instance, make recursively affecting all files in subdirectories the default? Or have a global option where any prompt is automatically answered with yes? Maybe some heuristics to detect if the user wants unquoted variables expanded?