Thank you, but no. I hate it. I had my fill of exposure to Brown Recluse spiders in high school biology, including one big fucker that was stupid enough to run

Thank you, but no. I hate it. I had my fill of exposure to Brown Recluse spiders in high school biology, including one big fucker that was stupid enough to run up my arm. I trapped it and put it in alcohol for making the mistake of making contact with my body. I was a teachers aide for that biology teacher at the time, and he was disappointed that I had managed to kill one of the biggest specimens he had ever seen. But I didn't get in any actual trouble or anything. These days, anything that vaguely looks like a brown recluse will just die a very fast and over complete death. There may be squish left to mop up after I'm done, but not much more.