Some apps are "too simple" but at the same time, something along these lines is OK by Apple's standards: "Thanks for purchasing the Acme Kettle! In order to bo

Some apps are "too simple" but at the same time, something along these lines is OK by Apple's standards: "Thanks for purchasing the Acme Kettle! In order to boil your water, you need to download an app! But don't worry, it's easy! You just need to create an account, enter your personal data, accept our legally binding terms and conditions and verify your phone number and your email, "for your safety"! Oh and we will push mandatory OTA updates to your kettle's firmware! We may remove functionality to your Kettle from time to time, to protect you and your loved ones! Release Notes v 0.0.112 - we are sunsetting the "boiling" functionality. the ability to boil water has been removed. Acme Corporation recommends using the kettle as a jug, it's ideal for cold drinks!"