>got more and more absurd identifications of "possible brown recluse" as you went down. "If the spider has brown fur but weighs about sixty pounds, has a waggi

>got more and more absurd identifications of "possible brown recluse" as you went down. "If the spider has brown fur but weighs about sixty pounds, has a wagging tail and is licking you with its tongue, you might actually have discovered a labradoodle..."