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"Mrs. Smith, your son was supposedly in the bathroom for nearly 40 minutes." "...he's 13..." "Exactly. What could a 13-year-old boy be doing in the bathroom f
by IceMetalPunk 4y ago
"Mrs. Smith, your son was supposedly in the bathroom for nearly 40 minutes."
"...he's 13..."
"Exactly. What could a 13-year-old boy be doing in the bathroom for that long unless it's something suspicious?"
"...you poor, sheltered soul."
- wmf 4y agoIt doesn't take 40 minutes.
- IceMetalPunk 4y agoI dunno, maybe the anxiety of being in a public place and the fear of getting caught would cause some performance anxiety. ...or possibly speed things up, I don't kink shame.
- isk517 4y agoNo, but when you're that young you can do it a couple of times in a 40 minute time span.
- filoleg 4y agoCan't rush the greatness + for some it is more about the journey than the destination.