old joke -In a letter to her son: your grandpa drowned the other week, he fell in the vat of whiskey, they tried to pull him out 4 times but he fought them off.

old joke -In a letter to her son: your grandpa drowned the other week, he fell in the vat of whiskey, they tried to pull him out 4 times but he fought them off. It took one week for his remains to stop burning in the crematory