When my 2014 MBP was just a couple years old I drove away with it on the roof of my car (granted, in a soft plastic case). It fell off on the highway where it l

When my 2014 MBP was just a couple years old I drove away with it on the roof of my car (granted, in a soft plastic case). It fell off on the highway where it laid between lanes until someone stopped and picked it up and contacted me. Small dent in one of the corners from hitting the pavement, but it’s still going strong today. Battle scars.