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Costanza would the be the one who gets into tech (by lying to investors), makes it big, then blows everything up (because he has no idea what he's doing). Kram

Costanza would the be the one who gets into tech (by lying to investors), makes it big, then blows everything up (because he has no idea what he's doing). Kramer would offer George some help, in exchange for all of his shares in the company. Kramer proceeded to clean up the mess George left, then offload the entire company to private equity for an undisclosed sum. The episode would close with Kramer sitting at a table, facing the camera, smoking a cigar, shaking hands with a whole crew of men, who aren't facing the camera, but look distinctly like a few famous tech people, Branson, Gates, Cuban, etc

lqet 4y ago
In some alternative universe, the whole Costanza/Yankees plot is replaced by a Costanza/Apple plot, and George is frequently sitting in front of a manically gesticulating Steve Jobs head with the voice of Larry David. "There is nothing more satisfying after typing than looking down and seeing just a screen!"
googlryas 4y ago
Canonically, George made millions by inventing 'iLoo', so you can find a toilet wherever you may be, and did not defraud investors or poorly manage his company, but in fact was merely a victim himself of Madoff.
zelag 4y ago
Kramer would most likely become a billionaire in crypto.
stew-j 4y ago
They used to call me "Costanza" when I worked in aviation, because I would occasionally take a nap in the comfortable seats in the mockup jets at the Customer Service Center. That was back when I wore suits, and one time a group of unaccompanied buyers woke me up. I recovered enough to half convince them to buy a mid-level jet (I was a software dev), I was arranging a test drive when the real salesman came in and ran me off.
- stew-j 4y ago
  I also had a kind of Seinfeld "soup nazi" story. When I was an undergraduate studying electrical engineering at Columbia in the late '80s, my friend and I were commiserating in the dorm about our girlfriend problems. I was living in the Barnard women's dorm as an exchange student from CU, and there was a nearby pizza place known for horrible service and extra-rude waiters. I guess we decided to wallow in our misery, because we went there that night to see if the stories were true. At first, we were greeted normally, seated and our order for a pizza taken by a nice woman. An hour later, a guy came out with a pizza, with heavy smoke pouring from it. He looked almost exactly like the soup nazi in Seinfeld, same mean look on his face. He dumped the charred pizza on the table and said, "It's a little well done. That is OK, isn't it?" Little did he know about our girlfriend problems, we were feeling a little mean ourselves, we both glared back at him--with the look like not getting a tip is going to be the least of his problems if he didn't bake us a new one. The replacement pizza was really good. NYC at that time really was like the one in Seinfeld, neurotic and off the rails. I was a poor student, so I didn't get to eat at pizzerias or diners much, but I did stop by Tom's a few times. It was much different inside, dingier and not so yuppie. They just used the exterior shot in the show. The service was OK, too. [edit] I just remembered--I'm not making this up, really--I used to have a blue puffy down jacket like George when I lived in New York. I wonder if my classmates thought back to me when they saw the one on Seinfeld?

lqet 4y ago

In some alternative universe, the whole Costanza/Yankees plot is replaced by a Costanza/Apple plot, and George is frequently sitting in front of a manically gesticulating Steve Jobs head with the voice of Larry David. "There is nothing more satisfying after typing than looking down and seeing just a screen!"

googlryas 4y ago

Canonically, George made millions by inventing 'iLoo', so you can find a toilet wherever you may be, and did not defraud investors or poorly manage his company, but in fact was merely a victim himself of Madoff.

zelag 4y ago

Kramer would most likely become a billionaire in crypto.

stew-j 4y ago

They used to call me "Costanza" when I worked in aviation, because I would occasionally take a nap in the comfortable seats in the mockup jets at the Customer Service Center. That was back when I wore suits, and one time a group of unaccompanied buyers woke me up. I recovered enough to half convince them to buy a mid-level jet (I was a software dev), I was arranging a test drive when the real salesman came in and ran me off.

stew-j 4y ago
I also had a kind of Seinfeld "soup nazi" story. When I was an undergraduate studying electrical engineering at Columbia in the late '80s, my friend and I were commiserating in the dorm about our girlfriend problems. I was living in the Barnard women's dorm as an exchange student from CU, and there was a nearby pizza place known for horrible service and extra-rude waiters. I guess we decided to wallow in our misery, because we went there that night to see if the stories were true. At first, we were greeted normally, seated and our order for a pizza taken by a nice woman. An hour later, a guy came out with a pizza, with heavy smoke pouring from it. He looked almost exactly like the soup nazi in Seinfeld, same mean look on his face. He dumped the charred pizza on the table and said, "It's a little well done. That is OK, isn't it?" Little did he know about our girlfriend problems, we were feeling a little mean ourselves, we both glared back at him--with the look like not getting a tip is going to be the least of his problems if he didn't bake us a new one. The replacement pizza was really good. NYC at that time really was like the one in Seinfeld, neurotic and off the rails. I was a poor student, so I didn't get to eat at pizzerias or diners much, but I did stop by Tom's a few times. It was much different inside, dingier and not so yuppie. They just used the exterior shot in the show. The service was OK, too. [edit] I just remembered--I'm not making this up, really--I used to have a blue puffy down jacket like George when I lived in New York. I wonder if my classmates thought back to me when they saw the one on Seinfeld?