themicrosoftchainsawmassacre.cmd TASKKILL /IM outlook.exe TASKKILL /IM teams.exe TASKKILL /IM onedrive.exe timeout /t 2 TASKKILL /F /IM outlook.exe

themicrosoftchainsawmassacre.cmd TASKKILL /IM outlook.exe TASKKILL /IM teams.exe TASKKILL /IM onedrive.exe timeout /t 2 TASKKILL /F /IM outlook.exe TASKKILL /F /IM teams.exe TASKKILL /F /IM onedrive.exe TASKKILL /F /IM Microsoft.AAD.BrokerPlugin.exe timeout /t 2 start outlook.exe start "" %LOCALAPPDATA%\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe --processStart "Teams.exe" start "" "C:\Program Files\Microsoft OneDrive\OneDrive.exe" /background There is a short period between network start and VPN start where all the microsoft thingies start and want me to login again. As their SMSes sometimes take hours to arrive, it is more easye to just kill and restart them, and let them reuse their existing login. So I dropped the batch above on my desktop, and click it while the VPN is starting up. In the 4 seconds it takes to kill everything, the network works as it should.