If I were Lee, I'd be scratching my head wondering exactly what it is he's asking of me. If I were Sam, I'd wonder why he's decided to dick me about without ap

If I were Lee, I'd be scratching my head wondering exactly what it is he's asking of me. If I were Sam, I'd wonder why he's decided to dick me about without apology, explanation or reward, then spend the next three paragraphs apologising to Lee and promising to "do something cool" for him.