I used to overthink when working in the office. - I am 5 minutes late again. People look at me. I wonder who keeps a diary of me coming late. - Can I use the

I used to overthink when working in the office. - I am 5 minutes late again. People look at me. I wonder who keeps a diary of me coming late. - Can I use the same excuse, my train was late? - I wish I had spent more time finding a T-shirt. Probably wearing a T-shirt with a cat and "Not today" underneath wasn't the best idea. - Oh someone commented on my t-shirt, are they being sarcastic or do they like it? - Only I have a big coffee today? I should have gotten an espresso on the way. - Oh no oh no oh no I have brown shoes and a black belt. How can I get rid of it. They already noticed!!! going to toilet quickly pulling the belt oh noes my pants are too lose, I need this belt! Ok maybe I'll pull the T-shirt out? Oh no it's all wrinkled! What am I going to do? Stand up is in 10 minutes!!! going back to desk - Oh my laptop looks so dirty I forgot to clean it last night. They think I am filthy, of course they think that. listening to co-worker complaining about builders dropping his travertine tiles - Was I looking interested and sympathetic enough? Oh thank god someone calling me for stand up. and so on and so on... Remote work cuts all that cr*p away. That being said, seems like BBC has not marked it as a sponsored article. It just reeks of commercial property owner panic.