"Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose sitting at that desk watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing office politicking, stuffing cantine junk food into your mout

"Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose sitting at that desk watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing office politicking, stuffing cantine junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable cubicle, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose an office job ... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose an office job. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you can work from home?"