Can they IPO already so we can short this dying corpse of a company and have new anonymous but social way of sharing news and content? What I want: a federated

Can they IPO already so we can short this dying corpse of a company and have new anonymous but social way of sharing news and content? What I want: a federated, self-hosted/pay-to-play, anonymous, active community. I've tried mastodon. I never liked twitter and I prefer long form, threaded discussions. Do you want to make the next social media company? Figure out a way to do reddit without needing adds. If you can, FOSS/ federated. Remember when reddit users covered the cost of reddit server time with donations? It can be done.