Which reminds me of a very old joke: Two friends meet in a bar. Says one: "I've bought a goat." Says the other: "A goat? Where do you keep it?" "In the bedr

Which reminds me of a very old joke: Two friends meet in a bar. Says one: "I've bought a goat." Says the other: "A goat? Where do you keep it?" "In the bedroom." "In the bedroom? What about the smell?" "Well, the critter will have to get used to it."