It's embarrassing, a priori. There's so much here that is embarrassing that we'd have to have about five beers to even cover it on a surface level. So much tha

It's embarrassing, a priori. There's so much here that is embarrassing that we'd have to have about five beers to even cover it on a surface level. So much that was just lazily copied verbatim rather than anyone TRYING to do something original, or even do just a slight, semi-creative variation.