TL;DR, Zuck & Pichai demonstrating how NOT to lead. I can see the Cheyenne Dialysis commercial now... --- <a black-and-white screen portrays a boss screaming

TL;DR, Zuck & Pichai demonstrating how NOT to lead. I can see the Cheyenne Dialysis commercial now... --- <a black-and-white screen portrays a boss screaming at employees> Narrator: "Do your employees seem disengaged? Is it 'getting harder to get all the employees to attend a meeting'¹?" <a wild Zuck appears in full color> Zuck: Then COME ON DOWN to Cheyenne Dialysis for a copy of my hot new leadership book: "This Place Isn’t For You!"¹ <dramatic pause to let that sink in> Zuck: Check out what Microsoft's own dear leader, Pichai, had to say about the new book... <Zuck clears throat to prepare to impersonate Pichai> "Pichai": "When I said we needed to 'create a culture that is more mission-focused'¹, I knew my employees needed 'more hunger'¹. This book taught me to squash those pesky 'personal projects'¹, so we can focus on our core values as a company: 'leaner, meaner'¹. <phone number appears on screen> Zuck: COME ON DOWN or call today to reserve your copy of "This Place Isn’t For You!"¹ On sale for only $19.99! err... only $24.99! err... only $29.99! --- ¹ LMAO that these are actual quotes from the article. Parody can't hold a candle to the absurdity of real life.