I'm not sure; there may be. But I'll gladly give up a hundred bucks to not have to wait on hold to argue with some poor customer service rep. What I'd really r

I'm not sure; there may be. But I'll gladly give up a hundred bucks to not have to wait on hold to argue with some poor customer service rep. What I'd really rather do is have a conversation with the person who wrote the "Lifetime Warranty" copy. What "lifetime" are they referring to? I can't think of a defense for it. I can only imagine two ways the warranty could be activated: Either you buy it and it never works to begin with, or you buy it, leave it unopened for your entire lifetime, and then open it on your deathbed to discover it doesn't work.