Google just salty because cool young people want the blue. Only old, ugly people use Android. … believe it or not, this is how young people think. When I was

Google just salty because cool young people want the blue. Only old, ugly people use Android. … believe it or not, this is how young people think. When I was single, it was rare to find a hot girl I was interested in use Android. Now, maybe my taste in women is questionable, but that was the reality - much easier to ‘trust’ the blue, instead of that sketchy, broke ass Android green.