I thought this was going to be a tongue in cheek announcement to wit- A chaos actor with malintent executed a social engineering attack and thereby acquired se

I thought this was going to be a tongue in cheek announcement to wit- A chaos actor with malintent executed a social engineering attack and thereby acquired sensitive private data from several million active human accounts with the goal we believe to misclassify humans as bots and thereby thwart the actor's own publicly but impulsively stated goal of acquiring Twitter and becoming custodian of this data. This actor is still at large though we expect to see him in Delaware Chancery Court in September where he will be punished for his impulsive chaos.