What is a Platform? An excuse for an executive to adopt a trend and pass the buck to the next exec after he gets promoted for accomplishing his initiative (but

What is a Platform? An excuse for an executive to adopt a trend and pass the buck to the next exec after he gets promoted for accomplishing his initiative (but before it's apparent that it was all a sham). How we got here? Business doesn't want to pay for a well designed enterprise and the organization is shitty, so hire people who aren't very good at tech to build an unnecessarily complicated engineering organization that [after they waste millions poorly building cloud tech without prior experience, realize is] still a cost center and tell them to chase fads. Factor One: Non-Negotiable Standards. Tell everyone they have to do the same thing, even if it makes no sense for what they're building or supporting. Factor Two: Engineer Capability. Make sure you put unrealistic deadlines in the hands of amateur engineers and then turn up the scope creep. Factor Three: Management Capability. Make sure your management can always blame somebody else for why your ridiculous initiative and poorly managed company didn't achieve its goals by its stated deadline. Market timing and "I didn't have enough resources" are good stand-bys. Factor Four: Platform Team Capability. Pay a million in salaries to some middling full-time engineers, put them in a silo, make them build really basic tech from scratch that 50 different managed service companies sell for pennies. Don't Scrum with the teams that will be forced to use it. Make sure everyone is required to use the platform, even when it's not actually ready to go live, so that building any kind of product at all is mostly infeasible, incredibly slow, and painful. Factor Five: Time to Market. Do everything you can to avoid value chain analysis, training employees on standard practices, unified communications, or getting stakeholders to work with you on initiatives. When your competitor lands a feature a year earlier than you planned, blame the consultants/contractors you never listened to. Who should write the terraform? An overworked systems engineer in a siloed team. Definitely not someone working on the product. This way they can write 5 layers of unnecessary module abstractions, be unaware of how non-functional the module is from not actually running it on the product [and watching it fail 6 ways from sunday], and still not provide what the business needs.