Please do an update post to let us know how this turns out. I realize that takes a special kinda "ruthless douchebag", American MBA to immediately see the mass

Please do an update post to let us know how this turns out. I realize that takes a special kinda "ruthless douchebag", American MBA to immediately see the massive potential behind this opportunity to pitch stuff, and do actual work for unique platform-for-vendors-to-sell-stuff #200,456 from some non-local startup run by a guy who "to be honest" is "against non-technical people". Eff the haters, you obviously know that this required a highly customized shoutout to get the star douchebag you deserve.