> You probably won’t finish this article. In fact, I may have already lost you to another tab in your browser. I feel called out because that's exactly what ha

> You probably won’t finish this article. In fact, I may have already lost you to another tab in your browser. I feel called out because that's exactly what happened. I opened the link, switched over to Signal to message a friend, had a shower, and then came back to the article. Let's see how many tries it takes for me to finish (coming back to HN makes 2 attempts so far.) Edit: 3.