So you're looking for someone who'll actually hit the pavement selling your idea to customers (learn that word), presumably during daytime work hours, and also

So you're looking for someone who'll actually hit the pavement selling your idea to customers (learn that word), presumably during daytime work hours, and also do some "real work" on the nights and weekends. While you sit back and take in payments through Stripe? Since you're averse to paying salaries or sharing 30% of the revenue with Apple or PayPal, what kind of equity will you offer your "cofounder"? Out of sheer morbid curiosity I looked up your HN profile. Using the f-word twice in your own bio is quite revealing! Good luck with your startup. I really, really hope you succeed.