I always find standups degenerate into status update meetings no matter how hard I try. The antipattern keeps crawling back. Not sure if it's a quirk of human

I always find standups degenerate into status update meetings no matter how hard I try. The antipattern keeps crawling back. Not sure if it's a quirk of human nature or the protestant work ethic or whatever but the only time I've managed to inhibit it was by being the most senior person in the room and repeatedly pulling rank. An ordinary manager's presence will pretty much guarantee it happens and make it impossible to avoid. Whatever the next iteration of the agile cult is I hope it somehow manages to account for human nature and the nature of typical organizations.